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JIM FLORENTINE
Strengths: Been with a lot of
fat chicks...never married...still carries stink bombs... has deadly
farts... leaves logs in the toilet for girlfriend ...loves Black
Sabbath ...makes fun of retards.
Weaknesses: In a long-term relationship...
has a mortgage... only drinks occasionally... owns a Versace belt.
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DON JAMIESON
Strengths: Alcoholic... loves
Black Sabbath... never married...doesn't own a tie... still wears
concert t-shirts... loves strippers ...peeps in neighbor's window
at night.
Weaknesses: Vegetarian...college
education… always wears a condom
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KC ARMSTRONG
Strengths: Alcoholic. compulsive
gambler... chews tobacco... pigsty apartment... never married…
cashes paycheck at check-cashing store… thinks child molestation
jokes are funny (they are).
Weaknesses: Good-looking ...6
pack abs... nice guy.
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ARTIE LANGE
Strengths: Weekend alcoholic.
compulsive gambler... over-eater.., heavy smoker.., never married...
only owns 3 shirts.
Weaknesses: Nice guy... has
a mortgage... doesn't drink during the week.., has a steady job...
won't let friends touch his hot sister.
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JIM NORTON
Strengths: Loves hookers...
frequents peep booths… downloads porn... loves golden showers.,,
never married.., loves Black Sabbath.., no muscle tone,
Weaknesses: Former alcoholic..,
recently quit smoking... has a Bed, Bath & Beyond card.
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